Little Red

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the
big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again
And this time he is crouched behind a bush.
'My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and
this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
'My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.'
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, 'Will you knock it off, I'm trying
to poop!'

San Francisco is Hot!! Gay Marriage Win's in California!!!!!!!!!!!!

The weathermen tell us the heat in the Gay Area today will reach up into the mid 90's.

My fair City rarely reaches such temperature heights and when it does all I want to do is head out to the beach and run around with the overheated naked people.

Instead of heading towards the Pacific Ocean I'll spend most my day sitting around in the nude with all the windows to my apartment open. My private parts wont be on display but I'll still remain cool and comfy.

I've already taken Music out for her morning walk and my cute pup started panting the moment her paws hit the pavement. She cant take off her fur but she still walks around in the nude.

My last few weeks here have been fair ones.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

THR CALIFORNIA SUPREME COURT JUST OVER TURNS THE BAN ON GAY MARRIAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow. I'm speechless.

THANK YOU CALI SUPREME COURT!! There isn't much news on it right now and the details are still being released but today is a great day for California and it's Gay and Lesbian citizens.

Wow!