Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Shots In The Ass

Yesterday I got the heads up from a former sex partner that he had contacted Syphilis so today I went down to the City Clinic to get tested.

After waiting for over an hour to be seen by a health worker, I was asked a number of questions about my sex life, cotton swabbed across various parts of my anatomy, poked with needles while blood was taken from my body and finally... Given two penicillin shots in my Gluteus Maximus.

When all that was over I was instructed to wait for the results of my Syphilis test. I paced around nervously for 20 minuets wondering how I would tell the guys I'd had sex with recently that I may have given them a major STD.

Finally, my caseworker Chris called me into a room to tell me I had gone through all that for nothing because I'd tested negative for Syphilis!

What a relief..

But I wished they had waited to give me those two shots in the ass!

Because now, my backside is sore as fuck!

Gotta love it!! Just another day..Here in Fog City!